Down in Albion   They're black and blue   But we don't talk about that   Are you from 'round here?   How do you do?   I'd like to talk about that   Talk over   Gin in teacups   And leaves on the lawn   Violence at bus stops   And the pale thin girl with eyes forlorn      Gin in teacups   And leaves on the lawn   Violence in dole queues   And the pale thin girl behind the checkout      If you're looking for a cheap sort   Set in false anticipation   Ill be waiting in the photo booth   At the underground station   So come away, won't you come away   We can go to   Deptford, Catford, Walford, Digbeth, Mansfield   Anywhere in Albion      Yellowing classics   And canons at dawn   coffee wallows and pith helmets   and an English sun      New bought classics   And canons at dawn   coffee wallows and pith helmets   and an English song      But if you're looking for a cheap sort   Glint with perspiration   There's a four-mile queue   Outside the disused power station      Ah come away, say you'll come away   We're going to...   Semford, Woville, Newcastle   Anywhere oh      If you're looking for a cheap tart   Glint with perspiration   Theres a five mile queue   Outside the dissused power station      Now come away, won't you come away   We're going to...      Wrexham,Oldham,.. Bristol   Anywhere in Albion