Well it's a long, long way, oooh   From Bollywood to Battersea   Bollywood to Battersea   Bollywood to Battersea   La la la la       I was a child of the pound and the crown   I lost myself in the haze   Of the new life that I found   On the silver screen       She was a child of the movies and the dollar   One fine day I was led astray   She took me by the collar   Said you must follow me       Well it's a long, long way, oooh   From Bollywood to Battersea   Bollywood to Battersea       It's a long, long way, oooh   From Bollywood to Battersea   Bollywood to Battersea   Bollywood to Battersea      Yeah I was a child of the suicide and the leisure   Oh one fine day I was led astray   To a burning collar   Said what's your pleasure      I was born in the four minute warning   My old man said as he shook his head   "Ohhh, fuck this...   I'm off down the boozer"