Well, it's a long, long way, oooh   From Bollywood to Battersea   Bollywood to Battersea   Bollywood to Battersea   La la la la      I was a child of the pound and the crown   I lost myself in the haze   Of the new life that I found   On the silver screen      She was a child of the movies and the dollar   One fine day I was led astray   She took me by the collar   Said, "You must follow me"      Well, it's a long, long way, ooh   From Bollywood to Battersea   Bollywood to Battersea      It's a long, long way, ooh   From Bollywood to Battersea   Bollywood to Battersea   Bollywood to Battersea      Yeah, I was a child of the suicide and the leisure   Oh one fine day I was led astray to a burning collar   Said, "What's your pleasure?"      I was born in the four minute warning   My old man said as he shook his head   "Ohh, fuck this, I'm off down the boozer"