Now Pluto girls are neat but you know they'll    eat you up alive    Although they're nice to know when it's a thousand below    it isn't easy to survive    And Neptune girls are great for dancing    with a dozen arms and legs    They really hold you tight and they can boogie all night    but it's so hard to kiss three heads       [Chorus]    I wish they all could be California girls    I wish they all could be California girls       Now Martian girls are really pretty    with complexions bright and green    But nothing can surpass an andromeda lass    I think their pointed heads are keen    And Saturn girls are really funny they can    make you laugh to death    With methane clouds alas combined with hydrogen gas    why it's a chore to take a breath       [Chorus]    I wish they all could be California girls    I wish they all could be California girls       [guitar solo]       [Chorus]    I wish they all could be California girls    I wish they all could be California girls (etc. etc.)       [Chours II] - girls- girls- girls- girls -I need    girls -girls- girls- girls - I need... (etc. etc.)       [Chorus III]- Calif--ornia Calif--ornia Calif-- ornia    Calif--ornia Calif--ornia Calif-- ornia