I'll tell you 'bout a caveman lived a million years ago    When mother earth was young and dinosaurs walked to and fro    His skull contained but half a brain but he didn't mind at all    He's a hot shot caveman, yah do dah (?)    Who loved to fight and brawl       He walked the misty plate in time to find whatever he could find    Then at last he saw her there, covered with hair    A cavegirl looking right his way, half naked, half well who can say    Such a thing he'd never seen before, Well then need I tell you more    The caveman fell in love, love, love    And so he wielded his club       Oooh oooh what could he do?    You can't blame a fellow for trying his luck,    He's just a simple caveman who wanted to---    Well when the cavegirl came around she had some things to relate    about the methods he used to communicate    And she said--       (Female spoken)    I never expected a caveman to exhibit much finesse,    but a fifty pound club ain't exactly a caress    So if you want to call me, you better learn to talk    Until you learn some manners buddy,    Take a walk!