Well a hello and a howdy    We're so very glad to see you.    And we're getting kinda rowdy    And we've got a lot to say    And we're going to try and do our very best to entertain you    And we hope you'll be delighted by the time you go away    And we are called by name, Oingo Boingo    And we're here just to entertain you    Make you laugh and maybe offened you    But we hope that you, will be happier than when you came because    It is more fun. Just relax, prepare to come undone.    Madness in large portions to serve you    Second helpings come wih mashed potatoes.    Wylee, weelie, wylee wailee (???) We are called the Oingo Boingo    Not Gazingo, or Gazongo or by any other name    And we'll punch you in the gizzard if you dare to call us Bingo    Cause we're called the Oingo Boingo    And it's simply not the same.    No it's simply not the same