Was a little girl    Maybe five-foot-two    Had the cutest little feet    Made my heart go tweet-tweet    Quite a pleasant disposition    Then came a pretty young French girl, mmm    Whom I met in Las Vegas    When I was there with my parents    Oh my Had a real nice conversation    Met a girl at the bakery    She wanted to borrow my car from me    She took it down to Mexico    Ran over a man named Juan    Then I went to college    Met a college girl    She lived in the sorority house    Across from the school    Got a real fine education    Had seven women on my mind    Now I'm married    Have a very lovely wife    Three cute little boys    It's so nice    And that's just half the story    Of the girls in my life