I've eaten many strange and scrumptious dishes in my time   Like jellied bugs and curried slugs and earwigs cooked in slime   And mice with rice is very nice when they're roasted in their prime   But don't forget to sprinkle them with just a pinch of grime      I'm crazy 'bout mosquitoes on a piece of buttered toast   And pickled spines of porcupines and then a great big roast   And dragon's flesh, quite old, not fresh, it costs a buck at most   (Does it come with gravy?)      It comes to you in barrels if you order it by post   It comes to you in barrels if you order it by post      For dinner on my birthday, shall I tell you what I chose?   Hot noodles made of poodles on a slice of garden hose   And a rather smelly jelly, made of armadillo's toes   The jelly is delicious, but you have to hold your nose      Peach, peach, peach, peach, peach, peach   Peach, peach, peach, peach, peach, peach      I crave the tasty tentacles of octopi for tea   I like hot dogs, but I love hot frogs, and surely you'll agree   A plate of soil with engine oil's a super recipe   (Recipe)      I hardly need to mention that it's practically free      Peach, peach, peach, peach, peach, peach   Peach, peach, peach, peach, peach, peach      We hardly need to mention that it's practically free      Now comes, my fellow travelers, the burden of my speech   (You show off)   These foods are rare, beyond compare and some right out of reach   (Nice inn commodore)   But there's no doubt I'd go without a million plates of each   (Out of my face)      For one small mite   (One small mite)   One tiny bite   (Tiny bite of this fantastic peach)      Peach, peach, peach, peach, peach, peach   Peach, peach, peach, peach, peach, peach   Peach, peach, peach, peach, peach, peach   Peach, peach, peach, peach, peach, peach   And this fantastic peach