Can't you hear those cavalry drums   Hijacking your equilibrium   Midnight snacks in the mausoleum   Where the pixilated doctors moan   Carnivores in the Kowloon night   Breathing freon by the candlelight   Coquettes bitch slap you so polite   Till you thank them   For the tea and sympathy      I want to defy   The logic of all sex laws   Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists   I'll let you be my chaperone   At the halfway home   I'm a full grown man   But I'm not afraid to cry      Neptune's lips taste like fermented wine   Perfumed blokes on the Ginza line   Running buck wild like a concubine   Who's mother never held her hand   Brief encounters in Mercedes Benz   Wearing hepatitis contact lens   Bed and breakfast getaway weekends   With Sports Illustrated moms      I want to defy   The logic of all sex laws   Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists   I'll let you be my chaperone   At the halfway home   I'm a full grown man   But I'm not afraid to cry