I am a wannabe   You better be careful around me   I come from far away   Where mustang dreams are made      And we are fashioned in the image of the Don's   Who have come before us   We all kiss the rings of sand   Like our fathers told us      'Cause I'm a wannabe gangster, better go back to Commack   I'm a wannabe gangster, you better go back to Commack   I'm a wannabe gangster, you better go back to Commack   Better go back to far away      Like a lemon pie a la mode, my nine is easy to load   All hail Jericho, Turnpike Teck that's where I go   To learn the things about the universe I'll need, so I can build a stamped   'Cause I'm all up in your face again, I'm all up in your face      'Cause I'm a wannabe gangster, better go back to Commack   I'm a wannabe gangster, you better go back to Commack   I'm a wannabe gangster, you better go back to Commack   Better go back to far away      A wannabe gangster, a victim of the chromosome prankster   I thanks ya, I sits back in my chair to contemplate my hair   Oh damn   But yo I'm lookin' snappy, I'm nappy, I'm crappy   Got Jimmy hats from pappy, so now I'm trigger happy      Girl did he just rhyme 'crappy' with 'happy'?   Yeah, so you girlies wanna get wit this nit wit, got Cheese Whiz or not?   Then I'm a hafta blow up ya mail box biatch   Or toilet paper ya front yard, show the cops my Suburbs Card   They gotta let me go 'cause they know that I'm hard   It's the deal it's for real, ya betta listen to what I'm tellin' you   'Cause I'm a wannabe gangster      'Cause I'm a wannabe gangster, better go back to Commack   I'm a wannabe gangster, you better go back to Commack   I'm a wannabe gangster, you better go back to Commack   Better go back to far, better go back to far away      Whatever   Better go back to Commack   Better go back to Commack   Better go back to Commack   Better go back to Commack   Better go back to Commack   Better go back to Commack   Better go back to Commack   Hello