Once upon a time Kris Kringle stole a beat up Maverick parked behind my house   He used a screwdriver to jimmy the lock   After that he jumped into the stolen car and started up the motor   He drove away the stolen car in hot pursuit      Kris Kringle   Kris Kringle   Kris Kringle   Kris Kringle   Kris Kringle was a car thief      Kris Kringle sped down West Fullerton Avenue looking for hookers   He was firewalling the throttle   When the Chicago police officers spotted the stolen   Maverick as it soon passed them they turned on their sirens   Then they went after the beat up stolen Maverick      Kris Kringle   Kris Kringle   Kris Kringle   Kris Kringle   Kris Kringle was a car thief      The police pulled Kris Kringle over   Kris Kringle tried to escape from the police   He was arrested for auto theft   He was whisked away to jail      Kris Kringle   Kris Kringle   Kris Kringle   Kris Kringle   Kris Kringle was a car thief   Kris Kringle was a car thief   Kris Kringle was a car thief   Kris Kringle was a car thief      Rock over London, rock on Chicago   Mitsubishi - the word is getting around