Once upon a time, I was cursing in Morning Star Baptist Church   I called the evangelist a stupid crucifuck   Reverend Richard Price preached about my vulgar language   He told the congregation in the sanctuary that I got a nasty filthy mouth      Don't curse in God's house   Don't curse in God's house   Don't curse in God's house   Don't curse in God's house      At this time, I told the preacher to fuck off   I told Reverend Richard Price to suck a male camel's dick   Suddenly, he ordered one of the deacons to throw me out of church   He then escorted me to the door      Don't curse in God's house   Don't curse in God's house   Don't curse in God's house   Don't curse in God's house      When I went to church that same Sunday, I picked up a beating stick   I went up to the pulpit and clocked Reverend Richard Price in the head   He fell to the floor   Suddenly, the police was chasing me out of church after I called the preacher an asshole      Don't curse in God's house   Don't curse in God's house   Don't curse in God's house   Don't curse in God's house      Hardees, we're out to win you over