It's Saturday, March 9, 1996 at 1:00 PM   Me and my band went to Lawrence, Kansas to play a rock show   It was a two and a half hour trip   At 3:30 PM, me and my band pulled up by the Bottleneck at 737 New Hampshire Street      Dale Meiners yelled at me   Dale Meiners yelled at me   Dale Meiners yelled at me   Dale Meiners yelled at me      At 8:55 PM, me and my band ran a sound check for tonight's rock show   At 9:00 PM, about 400 people crowded the venue   Suddenly, me and my band got onstage and rocked the jam session   It was a great show      Dale Meiners yelled at me   Dale Meiners yelled at me   Dale Meiners yelled at me   Dale Meiners yelled at me      At 1:30 AM on March 10, 1996, I bragged about doing a keyboard solo show when I come back to town   Suddenly, Dale Meiners got mad at me   He yelled at me for dissing my band at 2:00 AM   He gave me a war hell ride by calling me a fucking asshole      Dale Meiners yelled at me   Dale Meiners yelled at me   Dale Meiners yelled at me   Dale Meiners yelled at me      The Home Depot, it's America's home improvement warehouse