Do you think it's alright   To leave the boy with Uncle Ernie?   Do you think it's alright   He's had a few too many tonight   Do you think it's alright? I think it's alright      I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie   I'm glad you won't see or hear me   As I fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about      Your mother left me here to mind you   Now I'm doing what I want to   Fiddling about, fiddling about, fiddle about      Down with the bedclothes   Up with your nightshirt   Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about      Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about      You won't shout as I fiddle about   Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about   Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about      Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about   Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about      Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle