I change my clothes ten times before I take you on a date   I'm in a cold sweat, I panic, and it makes me late   I knew you never asked for this   I know   My shots will always misfire   My shots will always miss      Does everyone stare this way at you?   I only look this way at you      I change my clothes ten times before I take you on a date   I get the heebie-jeebies, and my panic makes me late   I break into a cold sweat reaching for the phone   I let it ring twice before I chicken out and decide you're not at home      Does everyone stare the way I do?   I only stare this way at you      I never noticed the size of my feet   Until I kicked you in the shins   Will you ever forgive me   For the shape I'm in   For the shape I'm in      Does everyone stare the way I do?   I only stare this way at you      I'm gonna write you a sonnet but I don't know where to start   I'm so used to laughing at the things in my heart   Last of all I'm sorry 'cos you never asked for this   I can see I'm not your type and my shot will always miss      Does everyone stare the way I do?   I only stare this way at you