I can't explain glacial motion   Or why Los Angeles don't drop into the ocean   I can't unfold the layers of mystery   Or piece together the tragedy of history, cause      Those lucky suckers they don't have to work   Make 3D billboards and big thirty foot smurfs      And everybody wants to be naked and famous   Everybody wants to be just like me, I'm naked and famous      I met a poet, said she didn't like the smell of it   Then took her clothes off in a restaurant for the hell of it   I met a DJ who lived in seclusion   Reality and sobriety were her only delusions, and      Those lucky suckers they don't have to work   Make 3D billboards and big thirty foot smurfs      And everybody wants to be naked and famous   Everybody wants to be just like me, I'm naked and famous      Don't get a nosebleed, don't get upset   We can't be naked and famous just yet   There's a big old dollar sign on the sunset strip   And you can send your friend a postcard it ain't worth the trip      Everybody wants to be naked and famous   Everybody wants to be just like me, I'm naked      Everybody wants to be naked and famous   Everybody wants to be just like me, I'm naked      Everybody wants to be naked and famous   Everybody wants to be just like me, I'm naked      And everybody wants to be naked and famous   Everybody wants to be just like me, I'm naked   And famous