Happy with no teeth   Happy here in hibernation   Slurpin' on a peach   Starin' at the situation   Kitty on my foot   Meowin' out a conversation   Rockin' back and forth   That's my only destination      Old man on the back porch   Old man on the back porch   Old man on the back porch   And that old man is me!      Got a two string on my lap   Total subsonic vacation   Got chicken on the drums,   Poundin' out a perfect prescription   Got twenty little worms   I'll plug in some amplification   Got fifteen hundred base drum - luggin bug-eyed monkeys   All arriving at the station      I'm sittin on the back porch, kickin' my legs back,   Rockin' in my rocking chair, and sittin' there   On the little back porch is about to fall apart   So I think I might repair it   Just as I'm thinkin' about repairin' it,   Some little friends come along   With some two-string, one-string, no-string guitars   And they all plug em all in to the back porch   And they sit around playin' all their favorite songs   They's kickin' back feelin' real good,   Real fine, real full of the wine   And everything's fine, everything's beautiful,   Everything's great, I just feel so good   You know I'm seventy years old   And I'm slurpin' everything through a straw