I'm in the mountains   They're so beautiful and crystal clear   They scrape the clouds with their top   (and fuck California)      And The air's so clear   I drink it in it makes me drunk   I fall down and fall asleep   (and fuck San Fransico)      I dream of some little evil land   With twisted cragily experiences   Down below the Oregon Border   (and fuck San Bernardino)      I'm there in my dreams   I'm there in my nightmares   And I got to sing about it all day long   (and fuck Weed)      You've been naked in the sunshine   You've been buried in the sand   You've been living on the fault line   In a chemical plant      I've been pounding up and down I-5   Highway wander such a blast   If only I could erase the lips   Wish it wouldn't it so fast      This city is so beautiful   The clouds come out in the fall   And I love to see them back   (and fuck California!)      Even on a cloudy day   The sun pokes through at the end    To make a little sunset experience even though you're depressed   (and fuck Santa Cruz)      Ohh I'm in Central Oregon now   Driving my little blue tin can   And I hear green onions sing   (and fuck Yreka)      Green onions on the little stereo   And I feel like I'm going the right way   Northway North, North, North, North!      (Yeah keep goin' north boys!)   (all right!)   (Yahoo!)      Sonic cookie on the outside   Pure frosting all alone   You've been fucking Winona Ryder   And she got crabs on your bone      The only good thing about California   Is the band that I saw   They held there breath to shout out, “Supernova!”   They were playing in a shopping mall