Some weepy, creepy, willow, pillow, boggy shit   Transcendental big wheel can ya feel it   I got a chickey face down trippin' so damn hard   His head splits open stuffin', spills out into the car      Cup of dirty water and a lonely boney frog   Slip me seven dollars and I'll pump it full of smog   Paint a monkey gold let him loose downtown   You start him with a smile, he'll come back with a frown      He's just a twig in the wind, a twig in the wind   A twig in the wind, a twig in the wind, ah hoo   I'm thick and thin and all right      I'm happy feeling crappy in my nappy little car   Squozen, frozen duplicated drunk in a bar   A tape recorded all distorted genius machine   A spokes model dipped in refried beans      Piggies pay full price, to put their necks on the stumpy   Dusty busted skeletons who pay at the pumpy   Multi nippled rotating DJ sap   I'm shoulder high in crap and my water wings are flat      I'm just a twig in the wind, a twig in the wind   A twig in the wind, a twig in the wind, ah hoo   I'm thick and I'm thin and alright, alright, alright, alright      I'm twig in the wind, a twig in the wind   A twig in the wind, a twig in the wind   A twig in the wind, a twig in the wind, well, alright