Can this be or am I dreaming?  What a mess!  Woke up drunk lying on the floor  This cannot be, my place is trashed  Broken bottles everywhere  Vomit oozing down the stairs  I asked myself how did this happen  Don't recall  Why the nasty, pounding headache?  I need relief, where's the tylenol  Refrain:  Lying in my bed! With a swollen head!  What did I do? I always regret  the morning after!