Look your doors 'cause Tankard's coming to your town  When we're drunk then we don't like to fuck around  Wicked thirst yet there is no beer to be found  Help us out or we will burn this town to the groung  Other bands will play but we all comes to drink  Unshowered entities that do nothing but stink  Fat and ugly, smelly pissed beynd belief  Gonna spew our vomit on your little piece    We're kings, kings of beer and love what's in out veins  Kings, kings of beer sombriety our pain  We're kings, kings of beer, kings of beer  Kings, kings of beer, kings of beer, kings    Do you really think that we are serious?  Think again, man, you must be delirious  Certan groups claim the have senn the light of day  But we're Tankard and have nothing to say  Other bands will play but we all comes to drink  Unshowered entities that do nothing but stink  What's the foos, did you need food for that small mind?    We're kings, kings of beer and love what's in out veins  Kings, kings of beer sombriety our pain  We're kings, kings of beer, kings of beer  Kings, kings of beer, kings of beer, kings    Look your doors 'cause Tankard's coming to your town  When we're drunk then we don't like to fuck around  Wicked thirst yet there is no beer to be found  Help us out or we will burn this town to the groung    We're kings, kings of beer and love what's in out veins  Kings, kings of beer sombriety our pain  We're kings, kings of beer, kings of beer  Kings, kings of beer, kings of beer, kings  We're kings, kings of beer, kings of beer  Kings, kings of beer, kings of beer, kings