[Jamie Madrox:]  Showed up in a red stretch hearse full of vampires  Blood red rims straight rollin' on flat tires  Screachin to a halt sparks spittin at tha paparazzi  Reload ya flash bulbs for the dead bodies  Severed bitches and human abominations  Lined up behind the velvet rope wavin they invitations  One by one they all pile in  Find they seats and wait for the ceremony to begin  When the lights fall its just like nightfall  Unable to see a single thing in front of ya eyeballs  All you can hear is screach from the audience  As the victims up in the pits gettin robbed of they innocence  Shit i love the terror in up in V.I.P  With these vampire bitches takin hits of mutant extasy  Spilt the blood the torch is lit  Compared to the monster's ball yo bash aint shit    [Chorus:]  Now who wanna go to the ball (I do)  The wicked ass monster's ball (thats who)  Tell me who wanna go to the ball (I do)  I bet you'll never see the door  Now who wanna go to the ball (I do)  The wicked ass monster's ball (thats who)  Tell me who wanna go to the ball (I do)  The horrors been here waiting just for you    [Violent J:]  Its all ready, my suit of skin is made of dead hooker hoes  With the tattoos still in tact, bitch take a look at those  I showed up, the dead woke when i pulled up  Walked a bloody red carpet, behind me it rolled up  Check my name at the gate bitch I'm V D peezy  I died for these tickets, it wasnt easy  They cost me my soul  Somebody said the reapers the DJ  Pitch dark is the dance floor and deadly the seeway  Creatures and hotties hot steppin over dead bodies  Demons above pissin fire on the party  Gimme a triple shot of snake blood 2 times  A ceremony of creeps and freaks and blew minds  Somebodies eyeball landed in my drink i chugged it  Cuz at this place we all up to kid  Spill the blood cuz the torch is lit  Compared to monster's ball yo bash aint shit    [Chorus]    [Monoxide:]  I pull up in a pickup truck with werewolves  Step out leanin on a cane made of deer hoves  Im covered in blood and holdin a grudge  Against these motherfuckers from who I am constantly judged  But down here homies tonights the night  We all come together and celebrate the end of ya life  Awarded for the evil and spite  Enogurated for the demonic insanity portrayed when i write  How can i say it, I'm just so elated to be here  Paparazzi flashin for pictuers, wish they would leave here  Carpet covered in carnage and red like liquorice  And every step you take your hearin the blood squish  I just saw a chick who was missin half of her cheek, chin, and her lip  Handin out free drinks and cigarettes  It must be startin, the torches are being lit  The monster's ball is the shit  And yo ass aint invited biyatch    [Chorus]    [Shaggy 2 Dope:]  My arm extended, elbow bent, hoes cant ignore  Clutchin to the past on pimp ridin across the floor  Floating er'where in sheer elegence  5 years expired still scrubbin still laborin  Make a hole in the dance floor its time for work  My bitch started booty up and MC walkin  Secret handshakin straight teen wolfin  Grabbin titties that feel like drips of puddin  But you gotta love it, its invite only  Checkin my neck for vampire bites on me  Can't get the fuckin hustle started though  Come on man less limbs missin on Vietnam veterins  I seen Dr.Jeckle spiking the punch with formaldahyde  Backing down got smacked by Mr. Hyde  Without an invite mother fucka, don't come  Monsterous balls in your mouth, get the fuck on bitch    Come on come on [x3] Monster's Ball [x2]  {All the people dead all the people bloody [x4]  All the people dead all the people bloody at the Monster's Ball}  [x2]    [Chorus x3]