We all believed that Neville  was a f f f fine lad  but when we go to know him better  Neville drove us mad.  Neville is a bighead  Neville is a pain  Neville is a pratt without a brain    [Chorus:]  What a wally, what a burk  he sticks out like a sore thumb  he's a wally, he's a jerk  nobody can be as dumb    Neville's a hopeless case  he can never pull a bird  Neville's thick and he's got a pig face  Neville is a nutter, Neville is nerd  oh Neville is a nutter, Neville is....  Neville is a nerd.  Neville gets on your wick  Neville is a moron  Neville makes you sick  oh Neville is a Neville is a nerd    Oh Neville's wearing Aramus  and a little touch of Brut,  he thinks he will pick up a chick  in his white trendy suit,  sunglasses in the disco  Nev can't see too clear  he's such a burk, he trips and  spills his beer  [Chorus]    Neville's nice to all the girls  but it's just a bluff  Neville thinks he's Jack the lad  but he's just a trendy puff.  He says he's been to Tenerife  and he knows Simon le Bon,  but it's a codswallop  coz Neville is a con  [Chorus]