It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd,   The only light we ever see is from our monitor      We argue about comic books and Internet connections   The biggest highlight of the year is the Star Trek Convention   Our Town's not big enough to sign up any stars   But we once met a red shirt who was phased by a Borg      It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd,   We wear our Star Trek uniforms and talk like Captain Kirk      We have our own heroes, who we try to emulate,   I dream of one day being as sexy as Bill Gates   We hate watching sports cause were reading Carl Sagan   But we'd watch the Olympics if they played Dungeons and Dragons      I'm A hobbit      It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd,   We think Tolkien was a genius and Shakespeare was a turd      We rarely get a date, or get talked to by a girl   Unless they're having trouble with their Algebra homework   Were emotionally bereft and sexually frustrated   But we can download photographs of agent Scully naked      (Nerdish Laugh)      It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd,   We know the truth is out there but we'd have to leave our room      We are the nerds in your neiborhood   Polyesters a fashion statement   But theres more room on the beach for you   Cause were locked in our basement      It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd,   We like to wear colors that do not appear in nature      It's great to be a poorly dressed   Fashionless   Star Treking   Role Playing   90 Pound   When Wet Down   Pasty Skin   Pop Drinking   Underfed Genius   Yes, It's great to be a Nerd,