I love you so much    I need the Heimlich Maneuver    The sun goes down on another day    A day where I haven't found love       I try to eat but all I taste    Is the flavour of a broken heart    Then I saw you across the room    I gasp and my breathing stops       My heart's in my throat..    Or is it a potato?    I love you so much    I need the Heimlich Maneuver       Your love sticks like    A turkey bone in my throat    She's in my thoughts and    It'll need a jolt to remove her       My love is consummating    While I'm asphyxiating    Over her    When I wake up I'm on the floor       Faint and dizzy and alone    My stomach hurts I think    My ribs are cracked    I'm not sure if I'm in a dream       I turn my head and there you are    I call out and my breathing stops    It's her again..    Punching my esophagus       I love you so much    I need the Heimlich Maneuver    Your love sticks like    A turkey bone in my throat       She's in my thoughts and    It'll need a jolt to remove her    Before my expiration    I need resusitation       Mouth to mouth    She throws water in my face    Slaps my cheek    Helps me back on my stool       She's a waitress here but in the night    She's a student at the nursing school    She comes again with a smile and the bill    I pick it up and choke again       She's charged me for my lunch    And for the medical procedure    I love you so much    I need the Heimlich Maneuver       Your love sticks like    A turkey bone in my throat    She's in my thoughts and    It'll need a jolt to remove her       For my lasting endurance    I'll need medical insurance    For my bill    For me to get some peace       I'll need a tracheotomy    Or an air bag.