Bowling Barmy, oo oo  She's got bowling blues  Bowling socks, bowling shoes  Bowling night & day Hey    She waits miserably  Down the bowling alley  He's a bowling junky  Bowls his life away    Always, always, he's off with the bowling team  Always, always, bowling to the extreme    [Chorus:]  Bowling, bowling, bowling Barmy  They yell yikes at his spares & strikes  Champ, I'm the champion  Bowling, bowling, bowling Barmy  Ten Pins down, the bowling crown  & a medal with a skittle on  Bowling Barmy    Boasting bowler, don't care  I've got trophies everywhere  He's too much to bear  Bowling barmy...    [Chorus:]  Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling  Bowling Bowling Bowling Barmy