Well grab your shoes, and grab your balls    And lets head to those heavenly halls    Sit on down and grab a beer    Because bowling time is pretty near    Tortured men forget their pain When they head to the    bowling lane       Let's go bowling    Let's go bowling, got a coupon    Let's go bowling, for a free game    Let's go bowling    Let's go bowling, let's go bowling    Let's do it now       Because Wrestlemania's fine by me    Monster trucks are a sight to see    A cultured life that's nice and all    But there ain't nothing better than a bowling ball    You know the sport that God would choose    Is the one with the three-tone leather-sole shoes       Let's go bowling    Let's go bowling, got a coupon    Let's go bowling, from a juice can    Let's go bowling    Let's go bowling, let's go bowling    Let's do it now       (*spoken* Yes bowling! The sport of kings! The sport of   queens! The sport of dukes... Earls... Moes... Johns...    anything that looks good when it's embroidered on a    polyester shirt. And you know, bowling takes on this almost    religious significance because it's so much like a religion. I    mean the ball is round, like the earth, and it's got the Holy    Trinity: the Father, the Son, and the... Thumbhole. And as    you roll the ball down the alley of life, striking out the pagan    religions of the past, sparing them the anguish of their lives    in the gutter, framing their existence in an eternal    metaphysicalness something like the 7-10 split!)       We'll be bowling in Moosejaw (yeah, yeah)    We'll be bowling in Hickton (yeah, yeah)    We'll be bowling in Gander (yeah, yeah)    And in the Kingston Township (yeah, yeah)    We'll be bowling Vancouver, bowling Saskatoon    Someday they'll even be bowling on the moon    I said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah       Let's go bowling    Let's go bowling, got a coupon    Let's go bowling, for free shoes    Let's go bowling    Let's go bowling, let's go bowling    Let's do it now