Best things in life are not free    But you don't need to have money    To get the things that you want to own    You just have to get a loan    When you buy, small or large    Just put it on your credit card       You can live like a king    Not paying for a single thing    Put it on credit and then forget it    Don't let it bother you no more, no more    Put it on credit and then forget it    And go back to the store       Every night I pray and thank    God above for creating the banks    They have been so kind to me    With their boundless generosity    If you cannot make your payments    Well, do like the national governments    And you can pay off what you owe       By taking out a bigger loan    You gotta put it on credit and then forget it    Don't let it bother you no more, no more    Put it on credit and then forget it    And go back to the store       Now I seem to have men after me    From the collection agency    And the bank came by the other day    Took everything I own away    Now I think that it is plain to see    That I must declare bankruptcy       But things aren't really all that bad    I can borrow from my dad    And put it on credit and then forget it    Don't let it bother you no more, no more       Put it on credit and then forget it    And go back to the store    You gotta put it on credit and then forget it    Don't let it bother you no more, no more    Put it on credit and then forget it    And go back to the store