Yeahhhhhh:  Under Under Starters Under Starters orders & there off Tallyho!  4-1 3-1 2-1 The bettin's on, LESTER NICKS OFF TO RIO  He got more, got more than he bargained for, Lester's accountant was a daft clot  He's upset, upset, that's what you get, he made a mockery of Ascot Ascot Ascot    [Chorus:]  Lester, Lester, a fiddliddliddling jester  LESTER'S BEEN BANGED UP WITH ALL THE OTHER CCCCCROOKS  Lester, Lester, tried to trick the tax inspector  COZ LESTER CONNED THE TAX & FIDDLED HIS BOOKS.    He's a nutcase, nutcase, crackpot nutcase, he put his job in jeopardy  Now he won't be, won't be, won't be, won't be RACING AGAIN AT AINTREE  He'll get away, get away, get away, get away, he must o' been livin' in dreamland  Now he's never on, never on, never on, never on...  World of Sport or Grandstand Grandstand Grandstand.  [Chorus]...  [Guitar Bit]    He laughs, he laughs, he sniggers & laughs, when he thinks of the money he earns  But he got knicked, got nicked , got nicked, WHEN HE SENT HIS TAX RETURNS  Grinning, grinning, always winning, he never thought he would be poor  Now he's locked up, locked up, locked up, locked up, Doing time in...  Dartmoor, Dartmoor, Dartmoor.  [Chorus]