Lester Sands has been working very hard   keeping up with what's gone down   Lester Sands is really in touch   with what is whose in town   Lester Sands bores the ass off me   Lester Sands is a big head case   I am getting so sick of the sight   of Lester Sands' face      He thinks he'll be someone someday (no way)   he thinks he'll get somewhere someway (no way)   Lester Sands is a drop in the ocean      He'd better pull himself together   do something speedy or else   Lester Sands will be shown the ropes   and Lester Sands will hang himself   Lester Sands big mouth extraordinaire   he's pulled a muscle in his head   Lester Sands strings words together   cos his senses have fled      He thinks ...      Lester Sands is a stupid f***er   Lester Sands will stay that way   Lester Sands just gathers his trash   and brings it round every day   Lester Sands - think you'd better scram   if you wanna get out alive   or are you looking to get friendly   with somebody's bunches of fives      He thinks