[Originally by Captain Beefheart]      You think I'm a lame duck   I don't give a blue f***   I'm living like crazy   driven to be lazy      I blush like a tomato   pale as a chipped potato   you're a real peach   just out of reach      We're all cooking the same goose   a recipe of fiction   I stew in my own juice   in another kitchen      You think I'm a lame duck   I don't give a blue f***   I don't give two hoots   you're too big for your bossy boots