Oh quarter to five we were barely alive  we were hungry,  three weeks we've been together through  wet and rainy weather, we were c, c, c, cold,  oh out on the trek of a hotel to check in that night  but we knew we'de done wrong from the stink  and the pong & the feeling that something  wasn't right...    [Chorus:]  We were quick quick quick, ooooh, oooh  Hotel Quentin Hotel Hell  we were quick to quit the Quentin  A place you shouldn't have went in  we were quick quick quick, ooooh, oooh,  it's crap here we could tell,  we were quick to quit the Quentin  a night we should have spent in another Hotel.    That evening we felt bad twas the dinner that  we had, at Hotel Quentin...  at the breakfast we won't show up,  coz we don't want to throw up anymore,  and we knew we'de done wrong from the stink  and the pong & the feeling that something  wasn't right...  [Chorus]    on your honeymoon or on your holiday,  you're gonna need a place to stay  take our advice the Quentin is not nice,  if you see the Hotel Quentin stay away...  [Chorus]