Oh, yeah     Well, lately I been noticin' a gradual escalation   In your inability to handle your libation   Go zero to sixty   When you get on the whiskey     Well, used to be a glass of wine   And you'd be fine all evenin'   Now I'm the one who says we're done   And tells us when we're leavin'   Well, I miss the way that it was   Can't even catch the good buzz     'Cause I keep worryin' about who's drivin' home   Who's got the keys, who's got the 'phone   Who'll pay the bill, call a cab   I don't mean to make you mad   But I don't want that responsibility   And I can't be with a woman, baby   Who gets drunker than me     Well, I never thought it'd come to this   When I said, have another   'Cause, baby, you turned into me   And I became my mother   Well, here's what I'm thinkin'   You're interferin' with my drinkin'     I think I have an answer to our present situation   'Cause you an' me out on the town's   Got built in limitations   So let me make this clear   Hey, I'm the one who's drinkin' here     'Cause I ain't worryin' about who's drivin' home   Who's got the keys, who's got the 'phone   Who'll pay the bill, call a cab   I don't mean to make you mad   But I don't want that responsibility   And I can't be with a woman, baby   Who gets drunker than me     I ain't tryin' to ruin your good time   But I damn sure ain't lettin' yours ruin mine     You ain't gonna ruin my good time, baby     I keep worryin' about who's drivin' home   Who's got the keys, who's got the 'phone   Who'll pay the bill, call a cab   I don't mean to make you mad   But I don't want that responsibility   And I can't be with a woman, baby   Who gets drunker than me   No, I can't be with a woman, baby   Who gets drunker than me, yeah