You been jawin' at me from across the bar   Like I messed with your woman or I stoled your car   What's your problem   I don't even know your name   You got a chip on your shoulder 'bout two-foot wide   If you're lookin' for trouble, son, step it outside   An' if you want me to play, I'll get in the game     An' I'll be singin', hey, batter batter   Hey, batter, batter, swing   Step up to the plate   Hoss, do your thing   My whole day's been goin' south   Last thing I need is you runnin' your mouth   One more strike an', buddy, you struck out   Hey, batter batter, hey, batter, batter, swing   Hey, batter batter, hey, batter, batter, swing     Well, I didn't come here in the best of moods   An' you ain't helpin' matters with your attitude   Get yourself a whiskey, an' put it on my check   Well after that, if you still wanna go   We can stand face to face an' toe to toe   An' if your buddy wants a piece of me too   Tell him he's on deck     An' I'll be singin', hey, batter batter   Hey, batter, batter, swing   Step up to the plate   Hoss, do your thing   My whole day's been goin' south   Last thing I need is you runnin' your mouth   One more strike an', buddy, you struck out   Hey, batter batter, hey, batter, batter, swing   Hey, batter batter, hey, batter, batter, swing     (Come on, boy)     I don't need this confrontation   Better rethink your situation   Ain't no minor thing to me   Welcome to the major league     Singin', hey, batter batter   Hey, batter, batter, swing   Step up to the plate   Hoss, do your thing   My whole day's been goin' south   Last thing I need is you runnin' your mouth   One more strike an', buddy, you struck out   Hey, batter batter, hey, batter, batter, swing   Hey, batter batter, hey, batter, batter, swing   Hey, batter batter, hey, batter, batter, swing   Step up to the plate   Hoss, do your thing   Won'tcha do your thing   What's he say   Bring it on, Hoss