Woke up face down in a cheap motel   Had a King James Bible, a musty smell   An' a Jim Beam bottle layin' in the bed   With a lipstick note sayin'   I hope he ain't dead   Call me later if you wanna party   Signed, Susan   I need to make a resolution     No more drinkin', no more sinnin'   No more kissin' bow-legged women   No more twos that look like tens   'Til the drunk wears off an' the light sneaks in   This time I've made up my mind   I ain't gonna do that again   No, no, 'til the next time     Well, a man's just made of flesh an' blood   But that don't mean he gotta roll in the mud   Sometimes I do an' I get concerned   How weak I am, an' you think I'd learn   To put temptation behind me   Where that damned old whiskey can't ever find me     Yeah, no more drinkin', no more sinnin'   No more kissin' bow-legged women   No more two's that look like tens   'Til the drunk wears off an' the light sneaks in   This time I've made up my mind   I ain't gonna do that again   No, no, 'til the next time     Oooh, no more drinkin', no more sinnin'   No more kissin' bow-legged women   No more twos that look like tens   'Til the drunk wears off, light sneaks in   This time I've made up my mind   I ain't gonna do that again   No, no, 'til the next time     This time I've made up my mind   I ain't gonna do that again   No, no, 'til the next time   Lord, till the next time   I'm gettin' ready for the next time   (Huh, huh, huh)