I'm a man and you're a man  And we don't understand  Why the world is such a funny shape  It is so bland  If I wanted to kill or assassinate  The Queen  They would only lock me up  And throw away the key  Then you'd never get out  Then you'd never get in  No-one understands me  No-one understands  No-one understands me  No-one understands  If I wanted to be someone  I think I would be  Margaret Thatcher  She's so cool I think she should  Be Queen  Now if you should agree with this  Then I think you should be  Hung and drawn and quartered  And then thrown into the sea  And then you'd never get out  Because you can't swim  No-one understands me  No-one understands  No-one understands me  No-one understands  No-one understands me  No-one understands