By: Russ Haines  You know they put him up to it, it wasn't very nice  They handed him the dog and made him name his price  The dog was old and deaf and it couldn't even see  When it got a heaping helping of his hospitality   Chris Killed your dog, They paid him well   Now your dog is roasting in the fires of hell   Chris Killed your dog, They paid him well   Now your dog is wormfood in Purina worm chow  He smiled a bit looked around and tossed it in the car  Slammed the door said shut up cunt we aren't going far  That doggie whimpered moaned and whined it didn't want go  Chris just lit another joint and turned up the radio   Chris Killed your dog, They paid him well   Now your dog is roasting in the fires of hell   Chris Killed your dog, They paid him well   Now your dog is wormfood in Purina worm chow  {Guitar}  When the dog stopped twitching, in case you have some doubts  He brought the body back and then he left it in your house  It was later that same night when I heard your mother say  I really loved that dog it's too bad he passed away   Chris Killed your dog, They paid him well   Now your dog is roasting in the fires of hell   Chris Killed your dog, They paid him well   Now your dog is wormfood in Purina worm chow  He only got ten dollars and it went right to his head  He'd do it all again 'cause he always needs the bread  I don't want you to get worried I hope you can stay calm  But he overheard you bitching just how much you hate your mom   Chris Killed your dog, They paid him well   Now your dog is roasting in the fires of hell   Chris Killed your dog, They paid him well   Now your dog is wormfood in Purina worm chow