By: Russ Haines  Well, I got me a job where you sit on your butt all day  but I'm lazy and it's there that I want to stay.  My boss calls me in , and I know what he'll say-  but he says, "You belong in management!"  and he doubles my pay...   So I got a new car, got a new phone   got a guitar, got a good home   ...and I need more.  Well, I'm a real slob so I hired a girl just to clean.  She even does the windows, if you know what I mean  One day when she was here, I wrote this song in between.  I'm so lucky, I bet I sell it to Bruce Springsteen, then I'll   So I got a new car, got a new phone   got a guitar, got a good home   ...and I need more.  {Guitar}  My band's so good, we play in all the best bars  I fly to foreign countries just to break up their wars  I'm so busy, I turn down dates with movie stars  Ten years from now I'll be on the first trip to Mars, so I   So I got a new car, got a new phone   got a guitar, got a good home   ...and I need more.   So I got a new car, got a new phone   got a guitar, got a good home   ...and I need more.   So I got a new car, got a new phone   got a guitar, got a good home   ...and I need more.