Music: Russ Haines, Lyrics: Steve Rubin  Woke up this morning, can't see, can't walk straight  Tried to think, but I knew that it would have to wait  Can't work, and yet I sure as hell can't get no peace  Can't relax, all wound up and no release   Where's my matches   Where's my blotter   Where's my fifty   Where's my needle  Nearly noontime, I've been low and I need high  Won't you give me, everything so I can die  Killing time, I want fun and I want games  Entertain me, save me from a life that's lame   Where's my matches   Where's my blotter   Where's my fifty   Where's my needle  {Bridge:}  Life without drugs, seems like hell  Nancy sounded my death knell  Stop the war, I'll be well  Reality, just does not sell  Day is over, time to move and time to shout  Go buy something, eat it, drink it, throw it out  Gonna lose it, gonna puke right in the trash  I won't clean it, I'm going now, I gotta crash   Where's my matches   Where's my blotter   Where's my fifty   Where's my needle