[Verse 1]    I see her layin' by the poolside every day  She ain't got a lot on  She ain't got a lot to say    [Verse 2]    She wouldn't look my way  But buddy, what do you expect  I'm just the fix-it-up boy at the apartment complex    [Pre Chorus]    And she'll go out dancin' 'bout 7:15  Climb into the back of a long limosine  I know where she's goin'  She's goin' downtown  I'm goin' downtown, too, and take a look around    [Chorus]    See my baby doll  She's my beauty queen  She's my movie star  Best I ever seen  I ain't hooked it up yet  But I'm tryin' hard as I can  It's just a high maintenance woman  Don't want no maintenance man    [Verse 3]    I'm just sittin' 'round waitin' on a telephone call  After water pipe exploded in the living room wall  If your washer and dryer in need of repair  You know the handyman's waitin'  And he'll be right there    [Pre Chorus]    Twenty-four hours  Seven days a week  If it's gettin' clogged up or maybe startin' to leak  Just ring up my number, baby, give me a try  You know I got all the tools  And I can satisfy    [Chorus 2]    See my baby doll  She's my beauty queen  She's my movie star  Best I ever seen  I ain't asked her out yet  'Cause I don't know if I can  You see a high maintenance woman  Don't want no maintenance man...man    [Tag Chorus]    See my baby doll  She's my beauty queen  She's my movie star  Best I ever seen  I ain't hooked it up yet  But I'm tryin' hard as I can  It's just a high maintenance woman  Don't want no maintenance man  Ain't no high maintenance woman  Gonna fall for a maintenance man...no