Oh do policemen sing? I heard a person cry  We can do anything I heard the force  reply  Oh do policemen sing? Yes when they're in the  mood  And when their truncheons swing That's when they're in the  mood  It's true because I never argue with a rozzer  Never show him insolence, confidence  'Cos who supplies the evidence it's not your mother or your  lover or your best friends dog  Oh do policemen dream? Yes when they're fast  asleep  And when policemen dream It proves they're fast  asleep  Oh do policemen sing? Yes if they've got the  time  And when they sing for you? Just tell them they're  sublime  Don't get stymied, don't say bloody hell or blimey  Don't complain if your beans aren't warm  Oh do policemen sing? Oh yes extremely well  Haven't you heard the Welsh? They really do excel  And are policeman gay? Depends on what you mean  They are not lewd or queer But they all dig the  queen  Open ended, 'specially when you're apprehended, taken in  and...  Our law and order's never, never, never, never, never gonna  break down  Our law and order's never, never, never, never, never gonna  break down  Our law and order's never, never, never, never, never, never  gonna break down