(Ah, the joys of dating...)  I met a man with arms of steel  He had muscles a-plenty and sex appeal  He was hearty and hale  The essence of male  But his consciousness paled when compared...  To a potato  Why is it that when they're hot  They're often not aware?  They may be buffed, but that's not enough  If their head is full of air  I met a man who made me laugh  He was a good time and a half  He loved to be sleazy  And he wanted to please me  And it would have been easy if I...  Had been attracted to him  Why is it that when they're fun  They're not the one you adore?  You could be friends, but then again  You'd hoped for something more  Should you take what you can get  Or take the time to shop for what you're wanting?  Maybe you should check you bait  And take a look at what it is you're flaunting  I met a man who enlightened me  He knew so much it nearly frightened me  We were politically aligned  He was spiritually refined  But socially kind of a nerd...  Well, more than kind of  Why is it that when they're smart  And their heart is so pure  They have no frills like social skills  To get them out the door  No one's absolutely right for you  But too much wrong can kill the song  You've dreamed so long of writing