(For all the straight men who think that every gay man is out to  seduce them, and for those gay men who indeed are.)  With so many gay men and so little time  It never has been an obsession of mine  To try and pursue heterosexual men  The ones who are real or the ones who pretend  That kind of facade's not attractive to me  I like my lovers as queer as can be  Give me a homosexual  Who loves in a homoemotional way  I like a man of acceptance  Give me a guy who is glad to be gay  Now to some of my peers its the ultimate thrill  Seducing a straight man by bending his will  But I am a man who loves men who love men  And that is of course what I most recommend  While I'm sure there are men who just need some unstraightening  I haven't the patience to be educating  Give me a homosexual  One who's perfected his oral technique  I like a man who's had practice  Give me a guy who is fluent in Greek  And I don't understand all those classified ads  Filled with desires that I've never had  "Straight-looking Marine seeks straight cop to please..."  How straight do they look when they're down on their knees?  It's a taste that I've never been able to savor  This preoccupation with sexist behavior  And people will ask us "Which one's the girl?"  'Cause they limit themselves to those roles in their world  But we don't have any such models to clone  We're perfectly free to develop our own  Give me a homosexual  I don't want a husband and I don't want a wife  I like a man who's my equal  Someone who's made it the style of his life  Give me a homosexual  Who loves in a homoemotional way  I like a man of acceptance  Give me a guy who is glad to be gay