(feat. Rascal Flatts)    I sold your Rolex  To buy that gold Versace dress  I set free your whiny French poodle  So you can get your beauty rest    [Chorus:]  And I did it all for you  I did it all (I did it all) for you  This Christmas (This Christmas)   All your dreams (all your dreams)  Will come true    I put your mother on a Greyhound (You did what?)  You'd always hoped she'd have the chance to see the world (leave our mom alone)- now she can  I torched your Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues (no, no, no, no)  So I could be your only girl - and now I am    [Repeat Chorus]    [Bridge:]  How can I forget  All you've done for me, I'll get you yet  This is the season to give  But I can never forgive the damage that you've done  (Damage that you've done)   This must be love    I sank your bass boat (Not my bass boat, no, no, no)  So you'd have more time to spend with me  I hooked your grandma's diamond earrings  For the down payment on my SUV  (Fully loaded, heated seats, in hunter green-is this for me?)    [Repeat Chorus]