Big fake snowflakes hanging from the streetlights  Marshmallow children bundled up so tight  Short fuses, long lines, so much for a silent night  Then, magically we all wake up (Once a year we all wake up)  And find ourselves here in our own -     [Chorus]  Tinseltown  Where everything glitters  Tinseltown   All sparkle and shimmer  Look around and see the brightest stars come out  In Tinseltown, in Tinseltown     There King manger scene, glowing on the front lawn  Ladies auxiliary butchering "The Christmas Song"  Quarters in the kettle of the gin-jolly Santa Claus  Then, magically we all wake up (Once a year we all wake up)  And find ourselves here in our own -    [Repeat Chorus]    So where's the -     Batteries, it's Christmas Eve, assembly is required  Can't get the kids to sleep, sugar's got them wired  Finally around midnight (all is calm, all is bright)  Then, magically we all wake up (Once a year we all wake up)  And find ourselves here in our own -     [Repeat Chorus Twice]    Tinseltown  Tinseltown, Tinseltown  Tinsel all the way