(Once again my friends and countrymen  Lend us your ears and eyes  The Showstopper is stupid fresh  When will you be satisfied?)    Yo, bust it Sandy D.  Yo, what's up?  Have you ever been to jams when people just stand  And they pay to come in, and they don't even dance?  They're so uncouth they think they're cute  Am I lying? No, it's the truth  Right now I'm gonna show you how it's supposed to be  Cuz we, the Salt and Pepa MCs  Will chance the circumstance rocks your pants  My fans, this is called the jam    Sandy...What?...Sandy...What?  Sandy, we'll be breaking hearts, ya know  That's true, it's all about money though  But Douglas and Richie won't like it (So?)  Come on then, let's stop the show    Yo, this beat is stupid fresh  Huh, yeah, you know it, cold dissed Doug Fresh  Top choice, of course, the rest is soft  Set it off, do it Set it off, do it  Set it off, do it Set it off, do it    Listen now, I ain't down to rap  Are you serious? Just like a heart attack  Come on now, Cher! I don't want to  Get on now, Cher! Do I have to? Yeah!    Well I really don't have too much to say  Yo, then here's my story anyway  It's just a little somethin' too hot to be missed, girl  I was going downtown (??), serious  Cher took the train home from work  Pissed off because of a stain on my shirt  The train made a stop (Where?) Two hundred and five  And a little soft guy walked inside    He wore plastic Bally's and a booty Gucci suit  Cracked a little smile and showed a fake gold tooth  Was he cute? Negative, he was a dupe  Instead of Polo he wore ??  La-di-da-di What?  La-di-da-di Uh-huh, word to mother    The boy was rude, I didn't approve  He tried to make a move I said, "Stop it, dude!"  I started to cuss and began to swear  He said, "Listen girl, I like the way you comb your hair  And I like the stylish clothes you wear  Is there something that I can do  To show how much I really care?  Like when I'm all alone with you  My heart just skips a beat or two  And you put that fire inside of me  That shows it's more than just a dream  And I like it, and I like it"  I said, "Please, don't get excited!"    Don't you know I'm too young for you, mister?  Sally from the Valley - she's my sister  And that lady you dissed - that was my mother  You hurt two of my family, you won't get another  He tried to deny it, said it was a lie  He wanted to explain, explain to me why  I said, "Don't bother, there's really no need  Sally died when she hit the concrete"  He said, "Come on, you're puttin' me on"  As I got up to walk he sang this song:    "Oh, baby please don't go  What must I do to show  The way I feel for you, girl  Is going to be real?  But in reality, I know we'll never be  Cuz you're still walking away from me"    A dis, a dis