Punch remembers where he has been  Judy knows he's being fair  Punch has always hugged her tightly  Judy's waited on his touch  Punch has dreamed about her every night  And Judy's never had that much  Punch always had a sense of humour  And Judy must've realised that  He always cut a famous figure  With his truncheon and his hat  Judy's always been his bright flag  Shows the audience a smile  Cos she knows when they've all gone home  She can lick him clean in style  See such soul and beauty  In Punch And Judy  Punch has played the famous villian  Wants to rest his aching feet  Judy says she's more than willing  Wants to lay back in the heat  There's a few more shows to pack in  Cos his loyalty is strong  The way he's hitting on her tonight  She won't have to wait that long  See such soul and beauty  In Punch And Judy