This Ain't Hawaii Lyrics by Screeching Weasel
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The girls are on the beach in their string bikinis
The guys are struttig proudly showing off their weenies
Top 40 garbage spewing expensive radios
As they primp their pampered bodies
And put schnozzguard on their nose
This ain't hawaii [x4]
Prep school blondes and musclemen with perfect heinies
There's more money on this beach than all the tea in china
Thie girls all look like Nancy Drew, the boys like Jim McMahon
And their fat, white, ugly parents look like Morey Amsterdam
This ain't hawaii [x4]
In droves they hit the beach in Porches and Ferraris
The sun has cooked their brain they're on a surf safari
The Lake is full of creepy snobs, I stare to get annoyed
This isn't Honolulu, this is Illinois
They're surfing in Wilmette
The girls are on the beach in their string bikinis  The guys are struttig proudly showing off their weenies  Top 40 garbage spewing expensive radios  As they primp their pampered bodies  And put schnozzguard on their nose  This ain't hawaii [x4]  Prep school blondes and musclemen with perfect heinies  There's more money on this beach than all the tea in china  Thie girls all look like Nancy Drew, the boys like Jim McMahon  And their fat, white, ugly parents look like Morey Amsterdam  This ain't hawaii [x4]  In droves they hit the beach in Porches and Ferraris  The sun has cooked their brain they're on a surf safari  The Lake is full of creepy snobs, I stare to get annoyed  This isn't Honolulu, this is Illinois  They're surfing in Wilmette