I've been totally re-strung  I'm in tune and I'm in love  I'm a piano that's made out of fruit  I'm the frog she chose to keep  Perhaps not a handsome prince  There is nothing I feel I've got to prove  CHORUS  If I fall in love again it could be the last time  If I fall in love again will I repeat  The mistakes that I made  And then make them again like a creep  This could be the last time  This could be the last time for me  If it's happiness you crave  Won't you look at me today  I'm smiling like the cat with all the cream  There's a swagger in my walk  A grade "A" in my report  I'm the salmon who made it back upstream  CHORUS  I'm a slightly chipped antique  In a market going cheap  That someday will be worth a thousand pounds  I've shed the walls of my coccoon  Normal service has resumed  There's no need to paint a face on this clown  CHORUS  chickofdoom@yahoo.com