(Paul Foglino)     Met a girl last night  she asked if I would stay  I said "All right"  She just turned and walked away  She didn't say why  Must have thought I knew  I guess she just had better things to do  When I first met you  I was nervous in my haste  You're such a lady  A girl of wealth and taste  And when I kissed you  I thought I had it made  Saw pearly gates and touched a razor blade  Someone's got to tell me about these morbid fascinations  Someone's making love and I'm just making conversation  Sometimes I think I've got it but it always comes and goes  It's just a secret that everybody seems to know  When we're together  We're drinking to your health  And when we're talking  You're talking about yourself  I think about you  Call you on the phone  But when I'm with you I just feel more alone  Someone's got to tell me about these sexual relations  Someone's making love and I'm just making conversation  Sometimes I think I've got it but it always comes and goes  It's just a secret that everybody seems to know  You say you like me  But not like other guys  You tell your friends  You say I'm very nice  It's just a game  And you just want to play  When you break me you can just throw me away  Someone's got to tell me about these morbid fascinations  Someone's making love and I'm just making conversation  Sometimes I think I've got it but it always comes and goes  It's just a secret that everybody seems to know